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Children’s books by Chris Collin

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Chooks In Space 

Climb aboard for a funky space voyage of epic proportions! Could Funky Chook’s dream on a hot lazy day turn into a trip to the great Milky Way? Hang on to your spacesuits and join our feathered hero in his search for inter-galactic funkiness!

Mission Incrocible

The chicken returns in his wackiest adventure yet... What news has our friend Funky Chook in a flap? And why have his friends interrupted his nap? Strap yourself in for a tropical trek through the great Aussie outback. Join Funky Chicken with friends, old and new, in their wildest ride yet... out beyond Humpty Doo!

A Bushy Tale of Crocs and Chooks

This beautiful book tells the story of how the Australian animals decided to take a vote on which animal is the most unique. There are many contenders including kookaburra, wombat, tree frog, possum and even a sneaky old crocodile!

Much to their surprise, they are all upstaged when the rare ‘Funky Chicken’ takes the prize!  Unfortunately, he has trouble controlling his instant rise to animal fame, and after much bragging and braying (upsetting his fellow animals), and a near miss from Sneaky Old Croc, he learns a lesson about celebrating his uniqueness in a much more humble fashion!  

A Bug Called Doug

It's Drew's eighth birthday and his best mate Mikey is sleeping over. The boys are having the best day ever! There are new toys to play with, yummy birthday food to eat, birthday games to share, a hideous monster under the bed... Did someone say monster?!

Discovering something under the bed causes instant panic in the two boys. When Mum and sister Daisy get in on the act, pandemonium erupts!

The Things you can do with Blue Whale Poo

Have you ever wondered, as I tend to do, of things you can do with blue whale poo? Never?

Like it or not, or whatever you think, regardless of size or how much it may stink, blue whale poop creates life in the sea which makes it important to you and to me. And after this book I am sure you'll agree.  We should thank these great beasts of gargantuan girth, the biggest beast ever to grace the earth! May they always keep pooping for dear mother earth!

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